What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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