- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??