Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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