Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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