What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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