what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Top Gear USA

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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