Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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