A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Knock Knock Come in!

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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