How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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