What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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???????????? WTF?

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Fat people.

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if you read this you are gay

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Justin Bieber

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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