why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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if you read this you are gay

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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