No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Catholicism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Black...

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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