Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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