- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Two english guys meet at work

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

a man walked into a bar ouch

No, Trinidad.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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