- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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