- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

lol a man is drowning

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

my name is Jacob sartorious

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