- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

lol a man is drowning

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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