Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Your mom.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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