dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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An atheist walks into a church

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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whats long and green? weed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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