Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Lets go Yankees

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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your mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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