What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Anti Joke

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