- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

what's brown and sticky? A stick

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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