- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Black people. They are so kind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Today is May 18 2016.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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