Womens rights.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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wood cant chuck wood

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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