What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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0 + 0 = 0

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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