- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Whats better than 24? 25.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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