What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Snausages.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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nba live 13

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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This one time at band camp....

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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