How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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