- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Bake until golden at 375

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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