What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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