your mother hates you

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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