- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

fack me!

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

knock knock Come in!!!

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

The game!

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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