Knock Knock! Come in!

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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