- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Yes.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

So a seal walks into a club..

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