- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Chinese drivers.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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