How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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you will now laugh.

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Women's Rights.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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