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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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