Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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