Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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