- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Dani barton from bob chuckles

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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