- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

hey bill!

what time is it? 3:16

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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