Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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for keeps?

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Ham sandwich

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Wade

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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