whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Garry Glitters on here

I am a n1gger.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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