- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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