- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

whats green and lives in the water

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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