Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Jimmy Saville

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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