What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What does greg and Ian have in common?

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Weaner

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Yellow People !!

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