- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

a black man pays his child support

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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