Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Anti Joke

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