Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

You are joking right?

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

PENIS that is all

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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